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_________________ My uncle loved to fish and he would go out almost every weekend.
He would come home from work on Friday afternoon, put the boat on top
of the station wagon, pack his gear.
My aunt always had food packed for him. He would return on Sunday evening.
My uncle died, sad but he did.
My aunt was selling the boat, and told the above story to a prospective buyer.
The buyer said, "Lady, I don't know how to tell you this, but this boat
has NEVER been in the water."
My aunt never found out what my uncle did on his weekends, but her
grieving time was very short.
_______________ A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks her, "Do you know the difference between a ham sandwich and a blowjob?" The woman is somewhat confused and says, "No, I don't."
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______________ The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres,the former leader of Israel."Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals,"Mr. Peres wants to determine whether
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We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was agood idea. The call was made and,
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"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprisedPope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!" "No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."
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