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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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The judge asked the woman why she wanted a divorce, since there was no sign that the husband was cruel, or wandering, or any of the usual
things that lead to this situation. The woman replied that she was seeking the divorce on grounds of hobosexuality. The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked, "Don't you mean homosexuality?" "No!" she replied, "I mean hobosexuality... he's a bum lay!"
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The judge asked the woman why she wanted a divorce, since there was no sign that the husband was cruel, or wandering, or any of the usual
things that lead to this situation. The woman replied that she was seeking the divorce on grounds of hobosexuality. The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked, "Don't you mean homosexuality?
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Little Susie ask her mother, "Can I go over to big sister's house and watch the magic show?" Mother replied, "Whatever do you mean, dear?" Susie said, "The one she performs. I heard her tell her room-mate she did six tricks last night."
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The husband walked into the bedroom, undressed and slipped into bed. As he did so he leaned over and kissed his wife. He waited for a moment or two, then gave her a smack on the fanny. "What was that for?" she cried. "For not opening your eyes to see who it was!"
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** Rules to Live By
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It isn't the jeans that make your rear end look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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A couple had not been married for long, when the husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she had been up to and why
she hadn't been home for so long. She replied:
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." The husband answered:
"But it's only been two days what do you mean a week?" "I am just here to get something to eat."
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she hadn't been home for so long. She replied:
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." The husband answered:
"But it's only been two days what do you mean a week?" "I am just here to get something to eat."
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Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?"
She says, "Anything you want."
He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?"
She says, "But I thought you hated Larry."
With his last breath, he says, "I do."
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She says, "Anything you want."
He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?"
She says, "But I thought you hated Larry."
With his last breath, he says, "I do."
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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: 'Nice pigs, sir.' The President replies 'These are not pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.' The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
Excellent trade, sir.'
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: 'Nice pigs, sir.' The President replies 'These are not pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.' The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
Excellent trade, sir.'
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