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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
It seems the Navy is taking a real close look
at anti-submarine tactics right now. Earlier
this month a Chinese Song class sub evaded all
of their counter-measures and got within attack
range of the USS Kitty Hawk which is stationed
in Japan and operating in International waters
off of Taiwan. The Chinese have sunk billions
into a submarine fleet, first buying diesel
boats from Russia and later building their own
nuclear and conventional submarines. The Song
class is a conventionally powered submarine
used for anti-submarine and anti-ship warfare
and can attack at distances of 40 kilometers
using cruise missiles or at closer distances
with torpedoes. China has made offers to sell
these subs to other powers like Iran which
could make ship traffic in the Persian Gulf
hazardous.
So how were they able to defeat the best plans
of the world's greatest navy? It is a well designed
combination of high tech and low tech. Conventional
submarines with single propellers are extremely quiet
and the Chinese have expanded on a good thing with
extreme hull modifications and the mounting of all
machinery in anti-vibration mountings. The sub itself
has a thick rubber skin that that helps it absorb
sonar rather than reflect it making it stealthy.
Therefore a carrier battle group made up of cruisers
and frigates and several hunter submarines find them
difficult to see or hear using active or passive
measures. On the downside these subs still have to
come up to recharge batteries during which they are
visible.
This all has caused me to think about things that I
really don't want to think about. If some country
were to destroy one of our carriers we would probably
retaliate with a full scale nuclear attack which
would mean a shortage of lead toys and tainted food
in this country and maybe even World War III. I think
Wal-mart better negotiate some arms treaties..
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1145
The Parade
The 250 floats are lined up and ready to go. BJ and Diana are in
float
number 149 and Rudy, Tami, Katie, Ginger and Sandi are in float 150.
There are marching bands, color guards and the weather is perfect.
The crowds are estimated at 100,000 in the town of Guthrie, population
10,000.
As with most events, there are glitches. We will follow float number
150, the pioneer woman float. Sandi is driving. Tami is sitting on
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Tami: Wonderful parade isn't it Rudy?
Rudy: Sure is, but I would rather be marching and playing my
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Tami: If you want, you could switch places with Katie or Ginger and
move around a bit.
Rudy: Okay, that would make me feel better.
A few moments later...
Ginger: Hey what is this control panel do Tami?
Sandi from her driving chair: Do not touch the control panel, it is
from
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Ginger: Oh it probably doesn't do anything. Let's see what this
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Whirr!
Ginger: Look the pioneer woman's arm moves up and down. Cool!
Tami: I think you should put it town.
Ginger: What could go wrong?
To be continued
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