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WHERE WOULD YOU BE:IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?
IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?
IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?
IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?
IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?
IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?
SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
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THE COMICS
doggie love
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http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/l002. html if the bed talked
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/l004. html whats legal
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/l005. html a distracted car bomber
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/l007. html in the emergency room
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/l008. html gee, I wonder
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/l009. html wonder why
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WIN A TRIP TO WALMART
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To get acquainted with his new Parish, the Priest decided to call on
some daily. One he selected was a young widow, her husband, according
to the index card, had died two years ago.
After knocking at the door, he was greeted by a young lady with a baby
in her arms. He said, "I'm sorry, I must have the wrong address, I was
looking for the widow Laffitte."
"You've found her Father." smiled the lady.
"Well, according to the card here, it says your husband died over two
years ago." he said glancing at the baby in her arms. "That's correct Father, he surely did... but I didn't...."_________________
Buffalo's cartoonsWhich Came First
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 313154.htm We Need To Talk
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 313153.htm "How was dance class today, Melinda?"
"Oh, it was great, Daddy. In fact, two boys got into a fight over dancing with me!"
Melinda said "Oh?" said her father, hisinterest piqued. Melinda continued "Yes!First Richard told John, 'You dance withher,' then John told Richard, 'No, YOU dance with her!'"
__________________ A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotlineto find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful younggirl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled and says, "Thisis great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?""No" says the psychic, "in aBiology class."
_______________ A guy gets caught cheating on his Ole Lady.
He admits to his Ole Lady that he was cheating on her, but tells her that he was thinking ofonly her the whole time. You miss me that
much? she asks.He says."no but it kept me from coming too fast.......
________________ Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in themorning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water. After fishingfor a few hours, Billy Bob has caught dozensof fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite.
Jethro asks, "Billy Bob, what's your secret?"
Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep DA mmrms mmrm." Jethro asks, "What didyou say?" Billy Bob answers, "Mmu mottameep DA mmrms mmrm." Jethro againasks, "What?" Billy Bob spits into hishand and says, "You gotta keep theworms warm!"
Buffalo's
MoviesPlane Crash
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 42003.htm Respect Your Elders
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 42004.htm Final Warning
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 080325.htm
That's all folks
Have a nice day!
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