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I was listening to our state representative going on and on about attempts
to
balance the state budget Friday morning The new plan consists of Let's cut
back the sentencing guidelines and drop the prison population, especially
those senior citizens in prison that we spend 30 million for health care
each year. So let me get this straight, we are going to tell a murdering,
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to
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The "Tiger" of the village was a sheep herder and had to go to the hills
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you probably should NOT read this book.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 979

Bedtime

8pm and Sandi and BJ are watching a movie.
Ginger is asleep as is Rudy. Katie is crashed on
a doggie bed...almost.

Katie: Bark bark bark!

BJ: What do you want Katie?

Katie: Bark bark bark.

BJ: Do you need to go outside?

Katie: Bark bark bark!

BJ: No huh. Want on my lap?

Katie: Bark Bark Bark!

BJ: Oh, maybe you want to get in my bed?

BJ gets up and is immediately followed by Katie
to his bedroom and as he opens the door......

Zoom.. Katie jumps on the bed and lies down.

BJ: There you go girl, just rest, rest easy.

Katie: Bark bark bark!

BJ: Now what?

Katie: Bark bark bark!

BJ: Oh, I get it. You want me to go to bed now.

Katie: Grin.....

The herd in Guthrie

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