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SAULT STE. MARIE - City police were called to the Project Playground grounds
at 12:43 p.m. Friday, where school officials were holding down an unruly
student. According to reports, the student was attempting to bite and strike
school officials from that disadvantageous position.

Unable to calm the boy, police handcuffed him and hauled him off to Lincoln
School, where he was placed in "time out" status inside his classroom.

Buffy and I were discussing this article in the paper because the child
is one that my daughter's coworker baby-sits. Daughter says the school
and the police shouldn't have touched the kid. Ok so I guess leaving
the kid standing in a field and telling his parents to go get him was an
option but then again so is using a taser like the school officials in
Florida.
She also thinks handcuffs for an 8 year old is rude, well duct tape is
just as good if it is available.

My wife and I had a disagreement on a similar topic when Buffy was in
school. The school wanted to know that they would punish children
only if we gave them permission to do so. I was all for it but the wife
was against it and so began a long line of me getting called into the
office to discuss my child's behavior and ending up with them defending
their behavior.. I don't believe in unwarranted punishment, nor do I believe
in a teacher not being able to control her classroom.

How do you feel about the subject? Tell us and we will include your letter
in the scuttlebutt.

Be careful out there, It's Monday.. buffalo

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A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 974

The Trap

Rudy: This is a good plan Sandi, dressing Katie up like a
kitty kat.

Katie: I don't like it one little bit.

Sandi: We have to Katherine. Sly is injured, Miss Kitty is
too old. You are the smallest of us dogs, true you would
make a huge cat...chuckle but try and think small.

Ginger: Purr Katie...LOL

Katie: You little twit. I am doing this to help get rid of the
monster. There how do I look?

Sandi: You are the largest Siamese I have ever seen. Okay
go outside and hang out. Rudy will crawl under the RV, I will
hide behind the trashcans, and Ginger will hide behind Dad's
car.

later....evening falls.....

EOOOWWW!!!!

Katie knees knocking....: What was that?

Sandi: Shhh!

Monster Cat: Oh boy look at the size of that cat,,,more food.

Katie: Come on guys help me!

Sandi: zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Rudy: Let's go guys!

Sandi: G R O W L !!!!

Ginger: ATTACK!!

Katie: I will go in the house and phone 911!

BAM! SLUG! BITE! SCRATCH!

Later....

Sandi: Whew, that took all of my fighting skills.

Rudy: That was one tough animal.

Ginger: What do we do with the body?

Sandi: I have an idea...

Later....

BJ: Let's take our coffee outside Diana..

Diana: Sure..and read the paper.

BJ: Ack! Look on the flagpole, is that a bobcat?

Diana: I wonder who put it up there?

Rudy/Sandi smiling....

The herd in Guthrie
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