THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure."
– Sven Goran Eriksson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Mitt Romney, the defacto winner of the
Republican race for presidential nominee
this November, met with campaign advisors yesterday
to identify priorities for the campaign. First on
the list, the committee addressed fundraising.
Members decided to start
with a monumental fundraising effort. Its main thrust
is to generate revenue through the sale of t shirts
to its supporters...
Sales are expected to be brisk.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
no flight risk
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heinz
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dumped boyfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i053.html
know your body language
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yes dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i055.html
Harry Potter
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a push up bra
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subtle hints
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flowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i059.html
apology not accepted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Beautiful video that will make you cry!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1656.html
just for laughs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1657.html
Dueling Banjos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1658.html
FULL COPS UNCUT
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1659.html
Two old friends are having coffee when the
first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling
people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying
that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?" "Oh NO! I
just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you
look larger than you really are." "I've also heard that you're
saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only
said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism
and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one
remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world
exactly 30 days after their death. Unfortunately, a few weeks
later, the young man died in a car wreck.
True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the
spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the séance, she called out,
"John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice
answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you." Martha
tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's great.
There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time, the
grass is so green and the cows have such beautiful eyes." "What do you
do all day?" asked Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat
some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon.
After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five.
After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m."
Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?"
"Heaven? I'm not in heaven, Martha." "Well, then, where are you?" "I'm a bull in Montana."
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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