THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Josh Billings
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
We have been talking about bbqing ribs...
Here are a few tips sent in from the readers..
Zathras says if you do them in the crock pot,
just a splash of vinegar is good in with the bbq.
Skip says to use a little parmesian cheese if you
are making a rub. Wwjwolf says a bit of OJ mixed
with a little can of beer puts in a nice bling.
Kirk says doing them on a weber grill with some wood
chips is good. Dan says if you do them in the oven
for an hour at 400, then another hour at 250, they will
fall right off the bone for you.
Well, I don't plan on turning the CORNER into a recipe
book, but I hope some of these tips will help you out
in your summertime fun!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
you remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h031.html
the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h032.html
accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h033.html
bingo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h034.html
crappy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h035.html
keep away
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h036.html
the constitution
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h037.html
this close
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h038.html
love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h039.html
measurement
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny and Unusual Car Accidents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1623.html
need a new bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1624.html
waking up drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1625.html
oh no
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1626.html
Mr. Clemens was vacationing on a riverboat casino on
the Mississippi with his wife. By the second day,
they were already fighting."Your dresses are too
tight," he screamed. "You look like a tramp!"
"Oh," she replied, "You want to see me in something
long and flowing? If you find something long and flowing,
let me know and I'll get in it."
So he pushed her into the river.
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million
today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."Again, the man explains that he would
only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Furious with the man the redneck screams out "Look, I want my money.
If you're not going to give me my $20 million right
now, then I want my dollar back!"*
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This guy comes back home from work to find his wife has
left him a note "Off to the grocery store".
He hasn't been getting any from her, so he decides this is
his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick.
He puts the video in, and starts masturbating.
He's about to climax when all of a sudden his wife comes in,
drops her grocery bags, runs over and gives him the blowjob of his life.
Then she collects all the bags and goes to the kitchen.
The guy is sitting there, stunned, amazed at what just happened.
After a couple of minutes he regroups and goes to the kitchen
where he finds his wife chopping tomatoes.
He asks her: "We haven't had sex for over five years and all of
a sudden you come in...... what happened?!".
To which his wife replied: "I just washed the floor this morning.
I would rather go brush my teeth than to have to clean the floor again."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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