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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

If evolution really works,
how come mothers only have two hands?
 ~Milton Berle

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! to all moms!

When me prayers were poorly said
 who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me till me ass was red,
Me Mudder!

Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on the ice cold pot
and made me pee when I could not,
Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come
and in me crib me dribbled some
who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part
and hug me gently to her heart
who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and nearly have a king size fit
when in me Sunday pants me shit,

Me Mudder!
When at night her bed did squeak
me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep,
Me Fadder!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

baby's to do list
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h061.html

for the last time
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an easy bet
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word of the day
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fishing and golfing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h066.html

wear a rubber
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follow your dreams
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h068.html

Larry Flint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h069.html

money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h070.html

your co star
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

whiskas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1635.html

lets make things better
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1636.html

fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1637.html

Larry the cable guy...
Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,
I have noticed a large number of people, implying with bad jokes
and anecdotes, that Loozianna Cajuns ain't smart. I would like to
state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody
who would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane
zone and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a damn genius
________________

A Blond Bombshell buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but
at night the car just won't move at all.
She tries driving the car at night for a week but
still no luck.She then furiously calls the
BMW dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician asks "Miss, are you sure you are
using the right gears?" 
Full of anger, she replies "You fool, idiot man, how you
could ask such a question, I'm not stupid!
I use 'D' for the Day, and 'N' for the Night..."
_________________

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said
"Wait here. I will be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's office and chambers and
tells him who is waiting for entrance...
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you,
you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven.
All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
"Who, the black guys?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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