Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a
mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.
All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he
was waking up so they could give him the bad news.
Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when
they explained what had happened to him."Oh no!" he moaned,
"this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just
have to be someone else's, that's all."
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There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage
counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away.
There were two city gals and one farm gal.
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were
going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their
potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile.
Well the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control she
planned to use. Her answer was, the rhythm method. That will work
said the counselor if you keep a good record.
He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. I plan on using
birth control pills she said. Again he said, yes that will work as
long as you don't forget to take them.
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her
answer was, the pail and saucer, method. After a short delay,
he again told her that should also work.
He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date
for a follow up on how things were going.
They all met again one year later and the two city gals were pregnant.
Only the farm gal was slim and trim yet.
Well the counselor asked the first gal what method she used and what
went wrong. She replied that she used the rhythm method, but somehow
got her notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.
He asked the second city gal what method she used and she replied, the
birth control pill but we were camping one weekend and I didn't have
my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.
He turns to the farm gal and told her that I vaguely remember you were
going to use the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't
have a clue what the pail and saucer method is.
Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you.
She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit
taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside down. Now as
we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as
big as saucers, I kick the pail out from under him.
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,
Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told
that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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