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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I am not an Athenian or a Greek,
but a citizen of the world.
Diogenes

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

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the condom
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its big
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laughing so hard
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reading newspapers
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honor roll student
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she earned it
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a good time to tell you
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Kan Bankasi (Blood Bank) Türkçe altyazili - Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Red Wine is the Fountain of Youth
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The trustees of the Madrid Zoo read that there were
only thirty-four whooping cranes left in the United States
and determined that they must have one before the breed became extinct.
Never mind what Spanish wiles they had to exercise to fulfill their ambition;
suffice it to say that a whooping crane was dispatched via air freight in
due course and consigned to the Madrid Zoo.
Alas, when the fool bird arrived at the Madrid Airport, he flatly refused to debark,
and the brokenhearted trustees had to return empty-
handed to their zoo.
The moral of this story is that... cranes in Spain stick mainly to the plane.
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by
his mom's bedroom. He saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need
a man! I need a man!" Over the next couple months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, Johnny came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his
bed, started stroking himself and moaning, "Oh! I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Q: How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
A: You call them up and tell them you can't come.

Q: What's the name of the new Catholic sperm bank?
A: "Kingdom Come."
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neptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least
capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and
where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or
succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated
wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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