The Postman's Corner
A democratic government is the only one in which
those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.
Alexis de Tocqueville
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I'm back!!!! It was a nice little break! Hope things
were ok for all of you while I was taking off for a few
days off. We went out to Iowa, where most of my extended family
still lives. Many of them are still busy trying to plant and
get crops in the field as most of them farm. Some are not so lucky as
it is still too wet for a great many of them to get in the field
yet. But irregardless, everybody had time to for a visit. Good eating.
Farm folks know how to set a spread, let me tell you! Plenty of wild
game..things like turtle soup, venison. and good ole Iowa home grown beef
steak, ham, and etc. I won't need to eat for at least another week or so:)
While I was out there, I decided to do a little fishin, something I enjoyed as
a kid. Unfortunately they have a problem with invasive species and it did
not work so well.
I also decided to try my hand at a little hunting. Went hunting and thought I
would try to tree a coon or two..that didn't work so well either.
But anyway, I am with you once more, and I hope you all enjoy the
funnies!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I used your pacifier
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h011.html
anti social networking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h012.html
being married
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h013.html
prowess
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h014.html
men are dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h015.html
breasts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h016.html
my child
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h017.html
my favorites
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h018.html
while you are at it...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h019.html
doggy style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Green Side of the Grass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1616.html
Police chase a hijacked big rig
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1617.html
Elvis Presley - It Is So Strange
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1618.html
A cowboy walked into a pet store and asked to buy a Dachshund.
The store clerk asked why he chose that breed and the cowboy
replied, "Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy."
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A man goes to see the Rabbi. '
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me.
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her,
I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to
her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
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Usher to wedding guest: "Are you a friend of the bride?"
"No, of course not. I'm the groom's mother."
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Q: Where did the tree trimmer apply for a loan?
A: At the branch office.
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I was in a pub last Saturday night. Had a few....
and noticed two very large women at the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked...
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped... "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said...
"I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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