THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value; rather it is
one of those things that give value to survival.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE COMICS
an april fools joke
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magic
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a little pot
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it all began
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alcohol control
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returns
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buying a bed
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so cute
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cleavage
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counseling
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
best fails
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Whose Line Is It Anyway part I [With Robin Williams]
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shooting some hoops with your bud
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whistle one for me
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There was a father and son who were always in competition
with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance
exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine.
A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter'
questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%.
It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the
father said. So off to the university he went. A week later
the father returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter'
questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do
when you come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."
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Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their
pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will
be a girl be cause I was on the bottom." The red head replies, "If
I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops,
thinks a minute and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies!"
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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of
us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion,
but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether
he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab,
or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in
India to answer telephones and provide us with AT&T technical support.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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