THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"The surest way to remain poor is to be honest"
Napoleon Bonaparte
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well Well, mothers day is just around the
corner! Got a gift picked out for her?
After 32 years plus of marriage, its kinda
tough to find the war department, the mother
of my children, a present that I have not
already given her, and is still useful.
But I think I have it. I picked out this
frock she can wear in the kitchen. It will
protect her clothes while she cooks
What do you think?
Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat has decided
finally that after our return
yesterday, we both have sufficient kisses. He spent
the days with son while we were gone out and
about. Judging by his demeanor when we returned,
I would say the little guy definitely missed us:)
Fact is, based on the number of smooches he handed
us, I'm surprised he has any spit left ...lol
dogs are wonderful. They make u feel like you
are the only one on earth that matters:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
call the cops
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kia
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we agree
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compliments
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then and now
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Obama says
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baby
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I used to
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you turn me on
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satisfy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
skin cream
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more toilet paper
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Washington mutual
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life is not always fair
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A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant
for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked. "Actually, yes, I do"
she said. ''Does it hurt you", he asked? "No. I rather like it!"
''Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex,
if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Of course", the doctor replied. "Where do you think Democrats come from?"
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement
that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly
realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man
next to him, he complained, "I forgot my teeth, what am I going
to do now!?"
The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and
pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them on. "Too loose," he said. The man then
said, "I have another pair -- try these."
The speaker tried them on and responded, "Too tight."
The man was not taken back at all.
He said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that, he ate
his meal and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went to thank
the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming
to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."
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A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading,
when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a
hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair.
"My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"
"Yes" he replied," I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore,
the last time I went to my doctor he examined me,
and asked if I had a driving license. I told him yes and handed it to him."
He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket".
"You won't be needing this anymore", he said.
"So I thanked him and left."
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Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out
late the night before.The first man signed to his friend, "My wife
was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."
The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide
awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving
me hell for being out so late."The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"
The second man replied, "I turned out the light."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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