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couples do from time to time, She seems to be of the opinion that "Size DOES matter." sheese. OK so finally, to keep the little woman happy, I sent off for one of them thar new fangled penis enlargement kit thingies. you know what I mean? Sposta ad 4 inches guaranteed! You know what? soon as it got here, she said I got ripped off? Wonder why she thinks that?
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Go back to sleep Harriet. I'm just putting the cat out.
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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http://www.tinyurl.com/2smaln Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog Out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any Ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog came back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks out There." Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back He said, "I don't believe it! Where did you get that dog? There really are Only two ducks out there!" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, You can get one from him, too." So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges, and Earl brings the dog home, and tells it to go out And look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts humping Earl's leg. Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a Fraud. I want my money back!" The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. Earl tells him that when he sent the Dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and Started humping his leg. The breeder says, "Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are more F_ _ _ _ _ _ ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
______________ A sadist and a masochist were put into the same jail cell and soon found out about each other. The masochist cried, "Oh, hurt me, pinch me, humiliate me. Please cause me pain!" The sadist looked at him and said, "No!"
________________ Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?A: Give him an used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
______________ One day the traveling dildo salesman visited a new town and went about plying his wares to all the wives who were home. He went to the first house and showed the first wife all of his wares. She thought for a little bit, trying to decide between the medium-sized pink one, and the large black one. Eventually, she bought the large black one. He went to the second house, and showed his dildos to the
second wife. She too, bought the large black dildo. He went to the third and fourth houses, and all happened as before. He went to the fifth house, and showed all of his wares to the fifth wife. She didn't think a moment before saying,
"I'll take the huge silver one." The salesman looked slightly confused for a second, but went ahead and charged her double what he normally charged for the large black one.
When he got home that evening his wife asked him how his day had gone. He replied it had gone well. "How many dildos did you sell?" she asked. "Well," he said, "I sold four of the large black ones............and my thermos."
_______________ A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"___________________ A town solicits bids for a new school and the mayor has the top three contenders come into his office one at a time to discuss their bid. "Okay, Mr. Davis," says the mayor to the first bidder. "How much will it cost and how do your figure's break down?" "Two million," replies Davis. "One million for materials and one
million for labor." Davis leaves and the next bidder comes into the mayor's office and answers the same question. "Four million. Two million for materials and two million for labor".
The mayor thanks him and he leaves. Next, Goldstein, the third bidder comes into the mayor's office. The mayor asks him how much the new school will cost and he says, "Six million." "Six million?" stammers the mayor. "That's really high! How does that break down?" "Easy," says Goldstein. "Two million for you, two million for me and two million for Davis."
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