THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It's easy to fool the eye but
it's hard to fool the heart.
Al Pacino
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
don't let chains stop you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t006.html
no signs of life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t007.html
I'm so happy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t008.html
keep an eye out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t009.html
what it looks like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
panties prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1320.html
gymnastics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1321.html
A woman brought a picture into a frame shop to be
framed. "I have just the thing," the shopkeeper
said. He disappeared into the back room and
returned with several frames.
"Which one would you like?" he asked.
"The burgundy one," the woman answered.
Thinking about how it would be fastened to a
wall, the shopkeeper turned the frame over,
studied the back and said to the woman, "Do you
want a screw for this frame?"
The woman gasped and bellowed, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"
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"Sarah Palin has apparently authorized a feature
film about her career. The film has an announced
running time of two hours but will stop half- way
through."
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give
him a hand-job.
I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year!
You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.
Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick
It's great though. It provides me with everything I need -
KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please.".
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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