THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
but the heart of the fool to the left
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We have had the same neighbors for around
20 years. It was a single mom and her two
children. They have always been good to us
and no problems. However, last year the mom
got married and moved out, leaving her two
now adult children living there. They have a
little female chihuahua and of course, it gets thru
their fence and the first thing it does is come over
to our place looking for our dog and crapping on our
back porch. After several days of calling them to com-
plain, they did nothing to fix the hole and the
problem continued. Finally, I got tired of the situation
and called the dog pound. While they didn't haul the dog
away, it did finally get them to fix their fence and now
things are back to normal. I hated to do that cuz we
always had a reasonable relationship with them.
The next day after, they proceeded to tell me
what they thought of me and plus a few other
things. But u know, I don't let my own
dog crap in my yard, neighbor or no
neighbor, why should I let theirs?
Had their mom still be living there,
this all would never have gotten
to this point. Don't you
just love other
people's kids?
GO FIGGER~!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Dr Lee's email
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t026.html
a question for the ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t027.html
welcome to heaven
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t028.html
ladies only
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t029.html
plug and prey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
This Too Shall Pass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1329.html
Mrs. Brown gets a bikini wax!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1330.html
Troegs beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1331.html
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for
himself and his girlfriend.
A couple of days before the cruise, the travel agent phones and
says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a
three-day cruise instead.
The guy agrees and goes to the druggist to buy three Dramamine
and three condoms.
Next day, the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-
day cruise.
The guy says he'll take it and returns to the same pharmacy and
buys two more Dramamine and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent calls again and says he can
now book an eight-day cruise.
The guy agrees and goes back to the druggist and asks for three
more Dramamine and three more condoms.
Finally, the druggist asks,
"Listen buddy, it's none of my business but if she's that ugly,
why do you keep screwing her?"
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait'".
Kevin turned to his younger brother & said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Men's Locker room
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010907.htm
Magic Finger Find The G Spot
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010908.htm
My new Philosophy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010909.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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