THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I apologize once again for my absenses
from you fine folks. Seems like I am spending
more time apologizing than I am telling
jokes these days. But such is life. I have little to
offer for wisdom today but am reminded of
this great statement from the late
Steve Jobs...
"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels,
the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes ...
the ones who see things differently -- they're not
fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo
. ... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or
vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore
them because they change things. ... They push the
human race forward, and while some may see them as the
crazy ones, we see genius, because the people who are
crazy enough to think that they can change the world,
are the ones who do."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Juggling Is Better Than Sex Because
You don't need a partner to juggle.
Having blue balls isn't a bad thing.
You don't have to worry about how many
other people your partner has juggled with.
Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls.
You don't have to wear protection.
You don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor.
After juggling, you can do it again right away.
Easier to keep balls in the air for long periods of time.
Don't need nine months to recover from a mistake.
When you finish, your balls are just as hard as when you started.
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing
and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs.
as promised.He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me
you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape
and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same
routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and
calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.''Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week...
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A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie,
purchased some refreshments and showed his date
to her seat.
Soon after the on screen action started, she put
her hand on the man's lap. Looking over at him,
she embarked: "I see this is getting you excited,
too. But
how come it's so cold?"
"Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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