THE POSTMAN'S CORNER~!!!
Always believe in Miracles
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
My 84 year old mother had cancer surgery
yesterday morning. It was a little different
this time: Every time I was in the hospital,
she was calling me. This time I was calling her.
She really didn't say too much since she was
a little upset in the tummy. But I did talk
to my sister and things seemed to go ok for
her.
The whole southern portion of our fair state
was rocked last night with high wind and nasty
weather. A large number of people are out of
power right now. Fortunately it is not overly
cold right now, altho I am sure most of these
folks miss not being able to turn the furnace
or a light switch on. Funny how we get so used
to such conveniences we hardly think about them
till we do not have them for a day or so. It is
especially a concern for me or other people who
have to use 24 hour oxygen. I have a great big
huge back up tank in such a case that my odygen
making machine will not work. Always good to know
its there.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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Sandcastles
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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"You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us, Barack" by Jonathan McWhite
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
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He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
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President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash
a check. As he approaches the cashier
He says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash
this check for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure
sir. Could you please show me your ID"? Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I
didn't think there would be any need to.
Let me be clear, I am President Barrack Obama,
the President of the United States of America!"
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with
all the latest Government regulations,
And monitoring of the banks because of impostors
and forgers, etc. I must insist on seeing ID"
Obama: "Well, just ask anyone here at the bank who
I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows
Who I am!" Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but
these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "Make no mistake, I am urging you please
to cash this check!" Cashier: "Look Mr. President
this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came
into the bank Without his ID. To prove that he
truly was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putting
iron and made A beautiful shot across the bank
into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods
And cashed his check.
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Another time, Andre Agassi came in without his ID.
He pulled out his tennis racket and made a
Fabulous shot where the tennis ball actually
landed in my coffee cup. With that spectacular shot
We knew that he was Andre Agassi and cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that
it is truly you, and only you, as the President
Of the United States?" Obama stood there thinking,
and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there
is nothing that comes To my mind. I can't think of
a single thing. My mind is a complete blank."
Cashier: "Would you like the cash in large or
small bills, Mr. President?"
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic
one day when he came across a ticket from the local
shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket
showed that it was over eleven years old. They both
laughed and tried to remember which of them might
have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.
"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?"
Arnold asked."Not very likely," his wife said.
"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket.
He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.
With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.
With a face just as straight, the man said,
"Just a minute. I'll have to look for these."
He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.
Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"
"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific!
Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."
The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.
BUFFALO BILL
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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