THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Cherish yesterday. Dream tomorrow. Live today.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You can choose to curse this moment,
or you can choose instead to see the
possibilities that it offers.
You can choose to stay in the shadows
or you can choose instead to move into
the surrounding light.
You can choose to make excuses for failure,
or you can choose instead to put forth
the real effort that brings success.
You can choose to blame others for holding you back,
or you can choose to encourage them
steadily forward with you.
You can choose to be annoyed by events
or you can choose to be inspired.
You can choose to be dismayed
or you can choose to be determined.
You can choose to fill your heart with resentment
for the things that have not gone your way.
Or you can choose to be filled with a
level of gratitude
that will bring true abundance to life.
Life is what it is, and will ever be so.
Whatever it is that may come your way,
you can choose how to live it.
And what you choose will always matter much,
much more than what you happen to come across.
Make your choice, stick with it,
and life will be whatever you choose.
-Ralph Marston-
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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a good movie
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my son
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till the cows come home
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too many vitamins
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
prank at the morgue
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de gas
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
I wish you joy
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas.As he arrived on the plane, he mentioned to
the flight attendant that it had been a very
comfortable flight. "Wow, these seats are big!" he
told her.She replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
Once he had settled into his hotel room, he decided
to go downstairs to the bar. He ordered a beer and
had a mug placed between his hands.
He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the
bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender
replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man
headed for the bathroom, but missed the second
door and instead went out a third door that lead
to the swimming pool, which he fell into.
As he came up for air, you could hear him cry out,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short
enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the
bare essentials.
I never knew what real happiness was until I
got married... and then it was too late.
A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received
hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can
have mine."
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
Ergo....
A husband expects his wife to be perfect... and to
understand why he's not.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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Last night I was talking to a good looking young woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
Apparently, NOW, I'm not welcome back at KFC
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While creating wives, God promised men that good and
obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round.
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Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were
looting all villages, of food, wine and women.
Before they could enter one such village, the villagers
decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a
80-year-old grandmother. So the soldiers found the
one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us
some food!" they demanded.
The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."
"War is War, bring us the food!"
So he gives his last morsel of food.
"Bring us some wine!"
"But I doubt if there is any in the house,
you know how things are these days!"
"War is War, bring us the wine!"
So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.
"Now, bring us a woman!"
"But everyone has left the village. The
only female here is my 80 year old grandmother!!"
"War is War, bring her to us!"
The old woman is brought and she's so frail
and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say,
"We'll let you off this time.'"
Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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