THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Be thankful for the work you have to do, and be thankful,
too, that you have the skill, strength and brains to do it.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Did you hear about that vatican announcement?
NO???? I'm surprised. the pope issued a new
decree last night, or edict or whatever they
call em...here, lemme show u....I got it around
here somewhere, oh yeah, here it is..
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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concealed weapon
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job clashes
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not a real fancy menu
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look fat?
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
keep smiling
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Have you ever told a white lie? You're going to
love this, especially all of the ladies who bake
for church events:Alice Grayson was to bake a cake
for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa,
but forgot to do it until the last minute. She
remembered it the morning of the bake sale and
after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel
food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair,
dressing, and helping her son pack for scout camp.
When she took the cake from the oven, the center had
dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured
and she exclaimed, "Oh dear, there is not time to
bake another cake!" This cake was important to Alice
because she did so want to fit in at her new church,
and in her new community of friends.
So, being inventive, she looked around the house for
something to build up the center of The cake. She
found it in the bathroom a roll of toilet paper. She
plunked it in and then covered it with icing. Not
only did the finished product look beautiful, it
looked perfect. And, before she left the house to drop
the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her
daughter and gave her some money and specific instructions
to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30
and to buy the cake and bring it home. When the daughter
arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect
cake had already been sold. Amanda grabbed her cell
phone and called her mom. Alice was horrified - she was
beside herself! Everyone would know! What would they
think? She would be ostracized, talked about, ridiculed!
All night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people
pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.
The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not
to think about the cake and would attend the fancy
luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church
member and try to have a good time. She did not really want
to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than
once had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was
a single parent and not from the founding families of
Tuscaloosa, but having already RSVP'd, she couldn't
think of a believable excuse to stay home.
The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper
crust old south and to Alice's horror, the cake in question
was presented for dessert!Alice felt the blood drain from
her body when she saw the cake! She started out of her chair
to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get
to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "What a beautiful cake!"
Alice, still stunned, sat back in her chair when she
heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say,
"Thank you, I baked it myself."
Alice just smiled and thought to herself, "God is good"
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The letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had
sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio
at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This
story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who
might need a lift today.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at
your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84
years old and live at the Springer Home for
the Aged. All of my family has passed away.
I am all alone now and it's nice to know that
someone is thinking of me.God bless you for your
kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is
95 and has always had her own radio, but before
I received one, she would never let me listen
to hers, even when she was napping. The other day
her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a
lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.
Her distress over the broken radio touched me and
I knew this was God's way of answering my prayers.
She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told
her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Ethel Jones
(Needed that tissue didn't you.)
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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