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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
How is your computer running? It's been warm out there this
summer but now it has cooled down and it maybe time to
get all of the pollen and dust out that has built up in your
machine since the last time you cleaned it. I hear a lot of
complaints lately that my computer is running slow or even freezing
totally up and it's only a year old. We usually suspect malware
because yes those little parasite can stop a computer dead but heat
has been causing problems long before malware.
A modern computer has multiple heat sensors that will automatically
slow down the CPU to prevent overheating and damage and
when it gets past that point it will shut down the CPU.
Rather than taking your computer to the Geek Squad and spending 100
bucks or so to fix what ever problems they claim you have, it is
much easier and cheaper to unplug the computer remove the cover, and
clean it out. You will need a can of compressed air, 4-10 dollars
depending on the source, and I like a small natural
bristled brush, usually found in the 99 cent bin in the paint dept.
of Ace Hardware. Do not use a vacuum cleaner as that may create
static electricity which will damage sensitive components or
actually suck small things like jumpers right off of the board.
Instead we use the brush to gently loosen up dirt and dust and the
can of compressed air to blow it out of the machine. We NEVER use
that cute little tube that is taped to the side of the can. It is
fine
for blowing pizza crumbs from a keyboard but the velocity on
a motherboard can actually blow capacitors etc off of a
motherboard.
You want to concentrate on cleaning the CPU fan and heat exchanger
and the same if installed on your graphics card and your power
supply. Dust is attracted to heat so the hotspots on your computer
will collect the most dust.
Location Location Location. If you have a dozen cats and your
CPU sits on the floor, you can figure on doing it a couple of times
a
year. The same goes for computer desks with small cubby holes for
the CPU. Mine sits higher than my monitor and gets cleaned twice
a year at least.
If you have a notebook computer, you will have to look online for
directions for cleaning but you can help things but using a cooling
pad or a hard surface to set it on. If you set it on your clothes or
sheets it will suck up lint and it only takes a thin coat for your
computer to overheat.
Outside we have been having wind gusts of up to 50 mph but the
leaves are still hanging on the trees for dear life. Spent the afternoon
watching MSU beat U of M and also watched bits of Wisconsin
beating Indiana by 50 points. I hope that seeing the Tigers beat Texas
in the ALCS tonight isn't too much to ask for.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been
going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray, twice a day, every day,
for a long, long time.
To check it out, she went to the Wall, and there he was, walking slowly
up to the holy site.
She watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to
leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an
interview.
"Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall to pray?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults,
and to love their fellow man."
"And how do you feel Sir, after doing this for 60 years?"
"It's like talking to a damned brick wall."
Tom
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cIs it okay for Jews to take Viagra on Shabbat?
One rabbi says that Jewish law forbids the
ingestion of Viagra on Shabbat, lest one violate
the infraction of erecting a structure on the
Sabbath.
But another rabbi says that as a medication,
which adds pleasure to the Sabbath (not to
mention the rest of the week), it is permissible.
However, taking Viagra is taboo during Passover -
as well as any other agent that causes things to
rise.
Which raises (you'll excuse the expression) yet
another question: What blessing does an observant
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There is a choice of three blessings:
1. Boruch Atah Adonei zokeif kfuffim - Bless you
Lord for straightening those who are bent.
2. Boruch Atah Adonei yaaleh vyavo - Bless you
Lord for causing things to arise and come.
3. Boruch Atah Adonei mechayei hameitim - Bless you Lord for raising the
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Heaven Chips
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Sister Margaret had been a Nun all her life. Then she was called to
her reward. As she approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said,
"Hold on, Sister Margaret; not so fast!"
"But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the work of the
Lord from the time I was taken in as an infant by the sisters at the
Convent to my dying breath. I have lived for this moment!" Sister
Margaret exclaimed in disbelief.
"That is just the problem," replied St. Peter. "You never learned
right from wrong and, to get into Heaven, you must know the
difference between right and wrong.
"Well, what can I do? I will do anything to get into Heaven!" Sister
Margaret pleaded.
"I am going to have to send you back down to Earth. When you get
there I want you to smoke a cigarette and call me when you are
finished. We will discuss your situation then," ordered St. Peter.
Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a Camel, and then
immediately called St. Peter, coughing and hacking. "Saint Peter"
she gasped, "I can hardly breathe, my mouth tastes terrible, my
breath stinks, I feel dizzy, and I think I am going to throw up."
"Good!" replied the old Saint. "Now you are finally getting a feel
for right and wrong. Now go out tonight and drink some hard liquor
and call me when you are ready."
Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after having several
belts of Jack Daniel's. "Saint Peter.......I feel woozy. That vile
liquor burned my throat and nauseated me. It is all I can do to keep
it down."
"Good, good! Now you are starting to see the difference between
right and wrong," said St. Peter with delight. "Tomorrow I want you
to seek out a man and know him in the Biblical sense. You know, Have
sex with him, afterward, call me."
Two weeks passed before Sister Margaret called St. Peter and left a
message:
"Yo, Pete, It's Peggy.........It's gonna be a while
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Bus Chips
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A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.
One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first,
as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to
bury her pet.
So she decided to give the pet a proper burial out in the country.
She didn't have a car, so she planned on taking a bus to the edge of
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She got on the bus and sat down behind the driver. About this time,
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on driving for several blocks. He next opened the window, but that
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Finally, he pulled the bus to the curb, and turned around, and said:
"Will the woman with rhe stinking pussy please get off the bus?"
14 women got off.
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"Uh...well yes." the boy said, "But how did you know?"
She said, "By the gleam in your eye."
They walked a little further and the girl said, "Would you like to
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"Oh, my yes!" replied the boy, "But how did you know?"
She said, "By the gleam in your eye."
As they got to the stream, they sat on a stump, the girl looked at
the boy and asked, "Would you like to go all the way with me?"
"Well, oh, my gosh, yes! (gulp) Yes! But how did you know? By the
gleam in my eye?"
"No," replied the girl, "by the TILT IN YOUR KILT."
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Singing Chips
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The gig was just about ready to start when the band leader called
the female singer over and said:
"Listen, tonight we're going to begin the set with 'April in Paris',
but I want to do it a little differently. We'll start in the key of
G for the first four bars, then modulate to B-flat for the next
eight bars, change the meter to 3/4 for six bars, then pick up the
tempo to Allegro for twelve bars, then modulate to F-sharp for eight
bars, change the meter back to
4/4 and slow down to Rubato for four bars, play a tacet for four
bars, modulate up to D-flat for eight bars..."
"HEY, HOLD ON!" the girl said. "I can't do stuff like that without
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Limerick Chips
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"A sermon", thought Father O'Flynn,
"I should write 'bout The Evils Of Sin...
But my mind is a blank,
So I'll sit here and wank,
'Til some new inspirations begin."
His housekeeper, taken aback,
Cried, "Oh Father! It's sinful to wack!"
So she whipped off her scanties,
(Her bra and her panties)
And guided him into her crack.
"Lord Jesus!" cried Father O'Flynn,
"Inspiration at last to begin!"
As his housekeeper dribbled
He grabbed paper and scribbled
His sermon: 'The Pleasures Of Sin'.
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Parting Chips
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A young woman's nursery rhyme:
One, two, let us screw,
Three, four, I'm a whore,
Five, six, I suck pricks,
Seven, eight, ejaculate,
Nine, ten, let's fuck again.
Tom R
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2110
The Race
As the race entered the hilly portion, Tami was doing
well. She was 109th of 500 racers and gaining all the
time.
Val: You must push yourself Tami. Think of the dog
biscuit at the end of the trail!
Katie: Come on ole girl, I know you can do it.
Tami: Old girl!!! Hrumpt!
Tami leaps ahead of some more bikers and is soon
in 95th place.
Sandi cruises by laying on her back, sipping a margarita.
Sandi: Use your inner zen, let the universe peddle your bike.
Soon Tami is in 65th place and is reaching for loftier goals.
Katie: Come on, you can do it. Eat the special candy I gave
you.
Tami chews the candy... it is jalapeno candy.
Tami: Yeow!!! Where is the next water stop?
Katie/Val: Four miles ahead, get with it.
Zoom!
To be continued
The herd in Caldwell,
Guthrie
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