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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hi All. Today's jokes started on Thurs. but because of a myriad of
health
problems I have been spending most of my time in bed. First thing
that happened was Eva brought a cold home a week ago and we all got it.
She recovered by Tuesday but I was laying in bed bouncing back and forth
from chills to burning up and when I finally got to sleep I had a weird
experience. I woke up in my bed with no idea where I was and what
appeared to be a woman with black hair next to me. When I finally
got woke up, I found that Dini, my black cat was laying next to me with
her butt up against my head. Saved me from having to find somewhere
to hide the woman before Sandy found her.
To make matters worse, though, I have been favoring my right leg
due to the gout in the left and as I was getting up off the toilet I
felt my right knee pop. I don't think it is messed up bad but it is
still
painful and stiff especially after you sit for awhile.
Eva is becoming a con artist. She wants a Barbie Doll House and
was told that is more like something you get for Christmas or a
birthday. Now she is telling people as they call that tomorrow is
her birthday and she would like a Barbie Dollhouse and she
doesn't really care if she knows the person or not.
I hope you are doing better than I am and enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Solidarity Chips
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"Mommy, why are you putting out the flag?"
"For solidarity, honey."
"What is solidarity, Mom?"
"We are all standing together, and being strong as one."
"Oh. Mommy, why are you giving blood?"
"For solidarity. We need to stand together and help each other."
"Oh. Mommy, why are putting the flag on your car?"
"For solidarity, honey. We all have to know that we are together
and love each other."
"Oh. Mommy, why are we lighting these candles?"
"For solidarity. We have to remember and love those that were lost."
"Oh. Mommy, what is solidarity?"
"No one FUCKS with Americans."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
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Legion Chips
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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara
desert never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one
private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a
woman and tell them all about it.
After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed.
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great
escapades.
"And on the third day . . . " he began.
Everyone hollers, "No! No! Start with the first day!"
"And on the third day," the private continues, "she asked me to stop
so she could go to the bathroom."
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Short Chips
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Three sisters; Ann, Jan and Fanny all have very big feet.
Ann has size 8's. Jan has size 9's and Fanny has size 10's.
Ann and Jan go on a double date with two guys. One of the
lads notices the large feet and comments. 'Bleeding hell
you both have very big feet.' Ann replies 'You should see our
Fanny's. They're huge!!'
One day the teacher asked her students to use the word
"contagious" in a phrase. Sarah lifts up her hand and says,
"Teacher, teacher I got one!! A cold is contagious!" The
teacher is very happy. Tom lifts up his hand and says,
" Teacher... yawning is contagious"... pretty good Tom!!
Finally, little Johnny lifts up his hand and says, " Oh... Oh... I
got one... The other day, as my mother was mowing the lawn,
my father looked out the window and said it will take that
contagious to finish!!"
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Blonde Chips
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A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice,
the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know
five things:
1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Bug Chips
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A woman from France is touring in the United States when she
develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a
pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is
not very good and she tells the pharmacist, "I vould like some
medicine that geet reed of bugs in debush."
The pharmacist misunderstood her and told her to go over to section
with lawn care products and select one of the strong insecticides.
The French woman did as she was instructed and bought one of these
products.
In a week she was back in the pharmacy again and talking to the
pharmacist. He asked her if her condition was cleared up. "Why
yes, eet is," she replied. "In fact all of de bugs in de bush are
gone.
My hair down there, eets gone too. And Pierre's moustache---eet's
also gone!"
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Flying Chips
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In a crowded airliner a five-year-old boy is throwing a wild temper
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try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick
the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly minister slowly
walks forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an
upraised hand, the minister leans down and whispers something into
the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and
quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into
spontaneous applause. As the minister slowly makes his way back to
his seat, one of the stewardesses takes him by the sleeve.
"Excuse me, Reverend," she says quietly, "but what magic words did
you use on that little boy?" The old man smiles serenely and gently
says, "I told him if he didn't cut that shit out, I'd kick his
fucking ass to the moon."
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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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My friends need not be reminded
Of exploits I masterminded,
Like ogling the women
At poolside while swimmin'.
It's true I am quite broad-minded.
(Kirk Miller)
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Were you a more elegant chap,
I'd ask to sit down on your lap
Cross-legg'd, like a swami
For 'hide the salami',
But it seems that you're ill with the clap!
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When a horseplaying golfer named Trey
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He found her, though willing,
Just barely fulfilling....
"I would rate her," said Trey, "a par lay."
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Parting Chips
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Steven was rubbing the back of his wife, Kay, during her labor
contractions when he drifted off to sleep. He awoke to her hand flailing
in his face. "If you don't rub my back during my contractions, you won't
be in the room for the next delivery," she threatened.
Steven slapped some cold water on his face and began rubbing in earnest.
Warned Kay, "In fact, if you fall asleep AGAIN, you won't even be there
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Living History
I am not really that old at 65, but I have met two people who were
in the land run of Oklahoma original settlers from 1898. One mention
as a young lad he saw the civil war waging in a valley in Tennessee.
Which
means Abraham Lincoln was alive when he was alive. John Adams who
signed the constitution was alive when Abraham Lincoln was alive so just
four people separate John Adams and me, our country is not that old.
Also,
I like visiting people in nursing homes and getting their stories.
Through them,
I have met President Hoover, Will Rogers, Mark Twain, and through them,
I have
been in a ball and seen a dance where officers of the Confederacy have
danced.
Our history is our people, take a chance to met them. My mother's side
of the
family wrote the Texas constitution and was buddies with Jim Bowie and
Stephen
Austin and were heroes of the Texas Revolution. For me, I have been a
volunteer
during the OKC bombing and worked as a systems manager at the Blood
Center
during that crisis, so I can add my minor experiences to the list.
BJ in Guthrie
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