THE POSTMAN'S CORNER (for Sunday)
It is better not to live at
all than to live disgraced."
Peleus.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My 22 inch monitor died the other day. So
I went and stole my wife's little 16 inch
from her computer and have been squinting like
a banshee. I am quite sure that eye sight for
me is deteriorating faster than anything else
in my little body and mind. Unless it could be
my patience. I called the store to find that my
monitor which died? was still under warranty,
and when I asked my wife where the monitor was,
I found that she had taken it and thrown it out
already. Sigh. Yep definitely patience is
deteriorating also::) I bought another monitor
now so I can see again.
Love you hon!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I bought him a hooker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s056.html
facebook and you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s057.html
love honor and obey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s058.html
disappointment at the porn shop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s059.html
confusion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s060.html
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LETS GO TO THe movies
hi Jack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1314.html
the stranger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1315.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Autumn in the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd756.html
The backwards hillbilly girl walked into the
drugstore to buy tampons for the first time,
after looking at shelf upon shelf of feminine
hygiene products she timidly approached the
pharmacist with her dilemma, I'm confused by all
these different brands an sizes, she confessed, I
don't know which ones to buy. 'I see, said the
pharmacist, tell me, what's your flow like?
Puzzled the girl replied,' it's linoleum, why?
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Health Message:
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing...yet lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise!
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There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden
gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to
be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
(Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."
(Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this
guy. Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so
the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"
BUFFALO BILL
Italian Police Motorcycle Drill Team
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gsaaj.htm
PD Budget
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gaaah.htm
Great tequila Commercials
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gaajs.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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