[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, I am sitting with the war department at the
breakfast table as we have our morning Cheerios
and toast with peanutbutter.
Me: Man I feel great this morning!
Her: Why? (she mumbles a bit thru a mouthful of
toast.
Me: Nothing hurts today!
She does not say much ...just giving me a sideways
glance while she concentrates on her toast.
Me: What's more, I slept the WHOLE night with out
waking up! It is going to be a great day!
Her: Another sideways glance and a moan.

I go over to the toaster...


Finally she speaks....

"I told you ...don't yawn near the toaster!

(ok, maybe it won't be such a great day after all)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

a little boy and girl playing in a sand box
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0301.html

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0302.html

a swimming party at his pool
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0303.html
  
visiting her doctor for a maternity checkup
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0304.html

floating down a sewer drain
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0305.html

the two main rules of the company
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0306.html

Do you have any sales experience
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0307.html

the grizzled helicopter pilot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0308..html

A man is talking to his best friend about married life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0309.html

Top 15 Signs She's Getting Bored Having Sex with You
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0310.html

my wife's been cheatin' on me
http://thepostmanscorner..net/joke2/d0311.html

air force security
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0312.html

Paddy wanted to be an accountant    
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0313.html

A couple decided to take their teenage daughter to a shopping mall
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0314.html

To Determine If Sex Counts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke2/d0315.html

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

sexualy fantasy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0316.html

I shunta ate it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0317.html

the wrong one
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0318.html

better parents
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0319.html

charge my phone
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0320.html

drone technology
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0321.html

building a treehouse
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0322.html

on my own
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0323.html

the potato peeler
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0324.html

smoked weed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0325.html

what are your hobbies
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0326..html

out of your way
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0327.html

the power of photoshopping...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0328.html

your sitting there like...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0329.html

cropping a photo
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon3/e0330.html

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
Exchange him.

What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints!

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Gym Idiots
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0166.html

You don't judge people by appearance important is the heart!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0167.html

Bears in the Modern World – Electric Deer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0168.html

Show-Off Fails Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0169.html

Royal Wedding - SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0170.html

Cougars Should Never
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0171.html

Funny Animals Chasing People
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0172.html

Never judge anyone by appearances
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie3/h0173.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

marriage
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0118.html

wanna see
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0119.html

my doctor told me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0120.html

you have a wrong number
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0121.html

dear single girls
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0122.html

my wife got stung by a bee
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0123.html

warning
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor2/z0124.html

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