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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Many people IM or email me late at night and they are surprised to find
me online working on the lists or just sitting here sorting mail. My hours
of sleep were firmly set when I used to work from noon till 8 PM and I
never really had the necessity to change them. I know a few will be
jealous that I can sleep late in the morning when others are hard at
work but I still wish I had a job to go to.

Yesterday I was working on the lists when the Tigers played the Blue
Jays in a hard fought game and just like the days in the Navy when we
got game tapes days or even weeks later overseas, I didn't check the
scores online so that it would just be like watching it first time around.

As I was watching with the TV muted and Coast to Coast in the
background talking about the disappearance of large numbers of honey
bees, I dozed off and when I woke up the score was 4-1 with
Toronto winning. I figured that was the end of it as Toronto has never
been a team you want to let get ahead as they can hold their own against
the Yankees and the Red Sox in their division. I dozed off again and the
score was 5-6 and Detroit suddenly tied the game moving into the 8th
inning. I watched a few more minutes and then Toronto was ahead
again and then they skipped almost an inning and Detroit was ahead 10-7
and won it. They didn't give any reason for the missed play and I felt
like I had been ripped off .

Enjoy the chips.. buffalo

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"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?"
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"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without "
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"Yes, father."
"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father he also touched my breasts.
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"Yes, father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
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The vet examined the cat and said there was no question about her
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.A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 949

Never Complain

Tami: I am tired of working, tired of the same routine.
I wish sometimes that something would just be different...

So Tami goes to bed that night and goes to sleep......
and dreams peacefully.....

Grrr!!!

Katie: Move over your paws are cold!

Tami: What?

Katie: I said move over your paws are cold.

Tami: Katie, what are you doing in my bed?

Katie: Your bed? Hah! You are sleeping with Sandi
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Sandi: zzzzzzzz!

Tami: That's Sandi all right. What do you mean paws?

Katie: Are you hard of hearing to?

Tami: Ack! My hands are hairy. Gulp! I am a dog.

Katie: Bless you my child. You are one with the world.

Tami: Waaah! I was only kidding. I didn't mean it.
I want to wake up.

Sandi: Hey hold it down, I am trying to sleep here.

Rudy: Hey Tami wanna go outside and kill something?

Tami: Waaaah!!!!

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Tami: I am human!

Rob: That is debatable.

The herd in Guthrie

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