Saturday, November 3, 2007

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Tonight is the night to turn your clocks back an hour
if you live in one of the many states that conforms
to Daylight Savings Time. If you are in a non-conformist
state do what you usually do because we don't care. If
you have ever been on a Navy cruise halfway around the
world traveling 400-800 miles a day you are used to
resetting clocks every few days and adjusting your
schedule accordingly so it doesn't really matter much
anyhow. I just wish that they would do it on the same
date every year. For that matter do it during the day.
I am sure there are some people who would enjoy working
a seven hour shift once a year although the corresponding
nine hour shift probably wouldn't go over too well.

Speaking of things happening on a different day each
year, do you know what happens on the first Saturday
after the ninth each November? It's not like I really
have to be concerned anymore even though the wife would
be happy to get rid of me but the 10th this year is
Sadie Hawkins Day. Maybe if I'm really lucky though
the daughter will go out and catch a boyfriend.

The newspaper and the daily funnies were a much awaited
part of every day and Lil' Abner was perhaps one of
the best ever wrote from the 1930's until the 1970's
Sadie Hawkins day started out when one of the founders
of the town of Dogpatch hit upon a footrace as a way
to marry off his 35 year old spinster daughter. The
available males of the town lined up and were given
a head start to run or hide before the single women
were turned loose after them. A preacher was available
to marry the ones that got caught and dragged back to the starting
line before sundown.

Even though the race only lasted about 8 hours, as with
most things that happened in comic strip the plot and
the race lasted for days and sometimes weeks depending on
what new ideas the writer had. This did carry over into
real life not in the form of a race but in dances that
are probably still being held where the girl invites
the boy and usually foots the bill for dinner and
transportation.

See you in 25 hours... buffalo

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3. No No.3 — writers making picket signs for upcoming
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2. "You shoot one guy in the face, avoid talking to
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1. "Duck!"

[From the Late Show with David Letterman]

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angrily. "You don't have any money on you."
"For heaven's sake," she
wailed, "don't stop now. I'll write you a check."

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and had a date with what the rest of the basketball team had described
as a sure thing.
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After being haranged, reminded and constantly lectured about the evils
of sin, sex and fallen women, by the good Brothers, I decided that I
had
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depths of sex, sin and who knew what other tempting depravities.
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buy a
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someone tell my parents.
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After I was at the druggist's counter, in the back of the store, where
the older guys told us they stocked the rubbers under the counter, I
was
shocked to have a beautiful older woman come out of the back room to
the
counter. I blurted out my request and it was quite obvious that I was
new at it. -
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She handed me the package, smiled and asked, if I knew how to wear
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I honestly had some trouble managing to stutter out a "No."
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unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently
still
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around the store and seeing that It was empty, She said," "Just a
minute." And walked to the door, and locked it.
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She then said, it was time for me to slip the condom on and as I was
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and
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wonderful, much more exciting than any of the thrill rides that came
to
town with traveling carnivals. But unfortunately, I could no longer
hold
back and pow, I was done and my ride was over within a few minutes.
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She looked at me with a questioning frown. and asked, "Did you put
that
condom on?"
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Grinning from ear to ear, quite happy with my swift passage from
virgin
to an experienced man of the world, pulling up my pants, I said, "I
sure
did." -
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And proudly held up my thumb to show her.

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In 1983 the villagers of Brignoles in France were astonished when
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Salt was valuable in Roman times that Julius Caesar paid his soldiers
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An Athenian taxi driver was more than a little surprised when the man
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BJ examines the TV close...: You are fine Katherine. This is HD-TV.

BJ walks upstairs to Katie's movie room and checks out the 80 inch
TV...: Yes, this one is fine also. I believe you are set.

Katie is trembling...: Thank you father. It would have been
tramatic to
replace all of this.

BJ: But you said it didn't cost you anything that you had coupons..

Katie: True, but all the dog food and eck, some of it was quite
revolting.
Would you care of a glass of bubbly before returning to your house?

BJ: Sure.

Katie pours BJ and drink and then hands him a bill for 4.99.

BJ: Hey! What's this?

Katie: A bill for the bubbly of course.

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